71 Year Old Man Caught Banging 20 Year Old At Church

Posted on September 27, 2011

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This old codger has obviously been sculling pints of Holy Water, after the News & Star reported he was caught outside Carlisle Cathedral engaged in a sex act (always a peculiar terminology, was he playing King Lear with an erection?) with a girl 51 years his junior.

Worryingly for Carlisle’s Christian community, it was a Sunday morning and people were making their way into church for the service, says Sergeant Richard Higgins.

“This incident was particularly distressing bearing in mind the location and time of day, said the police

At the time, there were quite a few people in the area going to church, including children.”

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