Woman Discovers Long Term Boyfriend Is A Lady

Posted on October 3, 2011


A British woman who’d been dating her ‘boyfriend’ for several months was shocked to learn that he was actually a lesbian sex offender with an extensive criminal history.

Obviously the first question you’re asking is how did she keep the charade up in the bedroom? The Daily Mail has these quotes to satisfy your curiosity:

“Nicole described her relationship with Brooks who used a modified wooden toilet roll holder in their sexual relationship.

She told the Sunday People she was uncomfortable being naked in front of a partner while Brooks claimed he felt the same way after suffering testicular cancer.”

We sympathise with the duped victim, especially for any splinters that were a bit tough to get out.

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