Police Arrest Man Who Ejaculated In Yoghurt

Posted on October 6, 2011


Anthony Garcia is set to appear in a New Mexico court charged with ‘adulterating food’ and lying to federal prosecutors about it after he allegedly ejaculated in a woman’s yoghurt.

Garcia was working at a local farmers market when he offered a sample to one particular woman, who after tasting it immediately remarked that it tasted like semen, reports Gawker.

Despite him facing eight years in jail, the real worry is with the semen connoisseur that picked the strange taste straight away. You go girl.

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