Vibrator Alarm Clock Goes on Sale

Posted on December 1, 2011

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Strictly for the ladies, Geekologie reports on a new alarm clock that promises to start your day with a bang, or a ‘snoregasm’ as the makers of The Little Rooster call it.

“Most women become completely unaware of the Little Rooster within a minute of slipping it into their knickers. Toss and turn and it will stay in place. You can even walk around wearing your Little Rooster. Can be soothing for long journeys. Please do not use during take off and landing.

Adjust how gently it starts, how intense it gets, the snorgasm level, how long it lasts. The Little Rooster has thirty power levels, for precision pleasure. The motors even run while you set them, so you can tell exactly how powerful the feeling will be.”

If there was one for men, we’d never make it out of bed in the morning.

 

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