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Man Who Started Bon Jovi Death Rumour Did it for the ‘Love of Jon’

December 29, 2011

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Rolling Stone has the low down on a Pennsylvania musician who admitted to starting the rumour about the death of Jon Bon jovi through a friend’s Twitter account. Jeffrey Goho told the Asbury Park Press that he was frustrated the rock star appeared to be concentrating on business endeavors that have nothing to do with music. All I […]

Hanson to Release Beer Called MMMHop

December 1, 2011

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’90s pop sensation Hanson have announced they are releasing their own beer brand, reports V Music. The band of brothers Isaac, Taylor and Zac Hanson, announced Monday that they are developing an Indian Pale Ale named MMMHop, and it’s expected to be released in early 2012. Got a feeling we’ll be plucking the hairs out […]

South AfricanMan Fined For Spilling Whiskey Near President

December 1, 2011

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The LA Times reports on the thirsty dissenter who was found guilty of assault and fined $1,000 for spilling a glass of whiskey near the country’s president, Jacob Zuma, at a meeting in July last year. “The man, Daryl Peense, insisted that he accidentally spilled whiskey from an upper balcony and meant Zuma no harm. But […]

Woman Uses Dating Site to Get 5 Free Meals a Week

December 1, 2011

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In what many men have described as their worst fear in online dating, a New York woman struggling with debt used Match.com to procure $1,200 a month in free meals, reports Yahoo News. The 23 year old signed up and was quickly going on five dates a week. She even created a spreadsheet with detailed information […]

Gillard to Earn More Than Obama Despite Being Half As Useful

December 1, 2011

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The Courier Mail reports that Australian PM Julia Gillard is looking down the barrel of a $90k pay raise, which would take her salary to $470,000 a year. Ms Gillard will earn more than US President Obama, who is paid about $400,000, and UK Prime Minister David Cameron, whose salary is about $221,000, despite presiding […]

Pakistan To Ban Rude Text Messages

November 18, 2011

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The country’s telecoms regulator has issued a list of more than 1000 words and phrases which will be banned by mobile phone providers, reports The Guardian. The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including “flatulence”, “deposit” and “fondle”, along with the bizzare “strap-on”, “beat your meat”, “crotch rot”, “love pistol”, “pocket pool” and “quickie”. Mobile phone […]

Pilot Gets Stuck in Toilet

November 18, 2011

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